The birthday present

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Tommy Ruyle

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Two men were discussing what they could give their 80 year old father for his birthday. The old guy already had everything he wanted, so they were having trouble coming up with something. They decided that they would sent him a hooker.

On the day of the old man's birthday, he heard the doorbell ring. When he opened the door, there stood the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

She said "I'm here to give you super sex!"

The old man paused for a minute, then said "Well considering my age, I guess I'll take the soup" :lol:
 
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