CattleAnnie
Well-known member
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits
down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a
beer.
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The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve
beer to bears in bars in Billings."
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The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be
served a beer.
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The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We
don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in
Billings."
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The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me
a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end
of the bar."
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The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."
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The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised,
eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again
demands a beer.
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The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are
on drugs."
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The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
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.........You're gonna love this..........
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The bartender says, "You are now. That was a
barbitchyouate."
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Take care.
down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a
beer.
> > > > >>
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve
beer to bears in bars in Billings."
> > > > >>
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be
served a beer.
> > > > >>
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We
don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in
Billings."
> > > > >>
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me
a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end
of the bar."
> > > > >>
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."
> > > > >>
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised,
eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again
demands a beer.
> > > > >>
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are
on drugs."
> > > > >>
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
> > > > >>
.........You're gonna love this..........
> > > > >>
The bartender says, "You are now. That was a
barbitchyouate."
> > > > >>
Take care.
