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<blockquote data-quote="la4angus" data-source="post: 26258" data-attributes="member: 132"><p>A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. </p><p> He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B"</p><p></p><p> With a quizzical look the saleslady asked "What kind of bra?"</p><p></p><p> He repeated " A Baptist bra. -- She said to tell you that she wanted</p><p> a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted."</p><p></p><p> "Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many</p><p> requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the </p><p> Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."</p><p></p><p> Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the</p><p> differences?"</p><p></p><p> The lady responded "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type</p><p> supports the masses. the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and </p><p> the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."</p><p></p><p> He mused on that information for a minute, and asked "So, what is</p><p> the Baptist type for?"</p><p></p><p> "They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="la4angus, post: 26258, member: 132"] A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B" With a quizzical look the saleslady asked "What kind of bra?" He repeated " A Baptist bra. -- She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted." "Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type." Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?" The lady responded "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright." He mused on that information for a minute, and asked "So, what is the Baptist type for?" "They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills." [/QUOTE]
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