There was a guy name Arthur that wanted be a hit man for the mob. He talked to the don and told him about but said he didn’t have any experience. The don told him there was one person he could hit for him but since he was inexperienced he said he wouldn’t pay him. Arty said that in order to be considered a hit man he would have to be paid something. Arty and the don settled on a dollar as far pay since he would at least be paid.
Arty followed the guy that he was to hit around for a couple of days and finely got him alone in the produce isle of the local Safeway grocery store. Being inexperienced he hadn’t thought things out too well and realized he didn’t have a weapon. He snuck up behind the guy and strangled him. Just as he fell to the floor a clerk came around the corner so Arty strangled him too. Then a third guy came around the corner and he strangled him. While he was making his getaway he got caught. He explained to the cops about the hitman deal. The headlines in the paper the next day read
“Arty chokes 3 for a dollar at Safeway"
Arty followed the guy that he was to hit around for a couple of days and finely got him alone in the produce isle of the local Safeway grocery store. Being inexperienced he hadn’t thought things out too well and realized he didn’t have a weapon. He snuck up behind the guy and strangled him. Just as he fell to the floor a clerk came around the corner so Arty strangled him too. Then a third guy came around the corner and he strangled him. While he was making his getaway he got caught. He explained to the cops about the hitman deal. The headlines in the paper the next day read
“Arty chokes 3 for a dollar at Safeway"