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Sorry all, but I just couldn't resist passing this one down...it's possibly the best chicken joke of all time.



A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit peed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"


Take care. ;-)
 
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