The Amish Farmer

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chrisy

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An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the pigs have s**t in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"

The Amish man says: "Use two hands,.You'll get more."
 

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