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Don't know if anyone has seen this yet....I thought it was pretty good! ;-)

The Texans Solution to Kerry winning Presidency
Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union (please refer to the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848).
We Texans love y’all, but we’ll have to take action if Kerry wins president over Bush. We’ll miss you, too.
Texans has given all those complainers plenty of time to get used to the results. After seeing the whiners along the campaign route, the folks from Texas are considering taking matters into our own hands.

Here is our solution:

#1: Let John Kerry become President of the United States. (All 49 states)
#2: George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas.

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Huston, Texas. (We will control the space industry).
2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.
3. Defense Industry. (We have over 65% of it). The tern “Don’t Mess With Texas” will take on a whole new meaning.
4. Oil-we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry about that!
5. Natural Gas-Again we have all we need and it’s too bad about those northern states. John Kerry will figure a way to keep them warm….
6. Computer Industry-we currently lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications: Small places like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel, Alcatel, etc, etc. This list goes on & on.
7. Health Centers-We have the largest research centers of Cancer Research, the best Burn Centers & the top Trauma Units in the world and other large health planning centers.
8. We have enough colleges to keep us going: U.T.; Texas A&M; Texas Tech; Rice; SMU; University of Houston; Baylor; UNT; Texas Women’s University, etc. Ivy grows better in the south anyway.
9. We have a ready supply of workers. (Just open the border when we need some more.)
10. We have control of the Paper Industry, Plastics, Insurance, etc.
11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don’t have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in less than 24 hours if we need it. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over a couple of Texas Rangers.
12. We are totally self sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and lets not forget seafood from the Gulf. And everybody down here knows how to cook ‘em so that they taste good. Don’t need any food!
This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn’t a thing out there that we need and don’t have. Now the rest of the United States under President Kerry: Since you won’t have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Kerry will be able to drive around in his 9 mile per gallon SUV. (Oh, the one his ‘family’ owns—not him…) The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes or horses. You won’t have any TV, as the Space Center in Houston will cut off your communications. You won’t have any natural gas to heat your home, but since Mr. Kerry has predicted global warming, you won’t need it!
 

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Jake":36tfc49z said:
guess I'm movin to texas before Nov. make room y'all!

What kind of horrible crime did you commit that deserves being sentenced to Baja Oklahoma?

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not really sure dun, just don't want to see a nation fall apart under a POS "President" and this is an election of Bush vs. AntiBush and a lot of people don't care who they put in as long as it isn' Bush and that will ruin this country that we live in...
 

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Jake":5q3hylda said:
not really sure dun, just don't want to see a nation fall apart under a POS "President" and this is an election of Bush vs. AntiBush and a lot of people don't care who they put in as long as it isn' Bush and that will ruin this country that we live in...

There are better solutions, go to Canada, or hibernate for 4 years, but Texas?

dun
 

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dun":9kbjzoaa said:
Jake":9kbjzoaa said:
not really sure dun, just don't want to see a nation fall apart under a POS "President" and this is an election of Bush vs. AntiBush and a lot of people don't care who they put in as long as it isn' Bush and that will ruin this country that we live in...

There are better solutions, go to Canada, or hibernate for 4 years, but Texas?

dun

We'll feed him good.

Craig-TX
 

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eric":1mayxvv3 said:
What happened Mr. Dun, some wild TX lady do you wrong or something?

Why the grudge against big TX?

No grudge, I've just been subjected to too many texans over the years.

dun
 
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Now Jake, for this time *ONLY* don't listen to Dun!! We'd be honored to have you down this way. Dun, too for that matter! We ain't all so bad....I said once to someone about Texans having 'big heads'. The reply I got was, "Oh, no, they're just Gallant". :D (Of course this was from a woman's point of view...)
Texas, just like any other state/country/county or whatever...there's always the few who 'think they know everything' and 'their way is the only way to get stuff done right" ;-)
 

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Jay":1lnyz5z7 said:
Don't know if anyone has seen this yet....I thought it was pretty good! ;-)

The Texans Solution to Kerry winning Presidency
Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union (please refer to the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848).
We Texans love y’all, but we’ll have to take action if Kerry wins president over Bush. We’ll miss you, too.
Texans has given all those complainers plenty of time to get used to the results. After seeing the whiners along the campaign route, the folks from Texas are considering taking matters into our own hands.

Here is our solution:

#1: Let John Kerry become President of the United States. (All 49 states)
#2: George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas.

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Huston, Texas. (We will control the space industry).
2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.
3. Defense Industry. (We have over 65% of it). The tern “Don’t Mess With Texas” will take on a whole new meaning.
4. Oil-we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry about that!
5. Natural Gas-Again we have all we need and it’s too bad about those northern states. John Kerry will figure a way to keep them warm….
6. Computer Industry-we currently lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications: Small places like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel, Alcatel, etc, etc. This list goes on & on.
7. Health Centers-We have the largest research centers of Cancer Research, the best Burn Centers & the top Trauma Units in the world and other large health planning centers.
8. We have enough colleges to keep us going: U.T.; Texas A&M; Texas Tech; Rice; SMU; University of Houston; Baylor; UNT; Texas Women’s University, etc. Ivy grows better in the south anyway.
9. We have a ready supply of workers. (Just open the border when we need some more.)
10. We have control of the Paper Industry, Plastics, Insurance, etc.
11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don’t have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in less than 24 hours if we need it. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over a couple of Texas Rangers.
12. We are totally self sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and lets not forget seafood from the Gulf. And everybody down here knows how to cook ‘em so that they taste good. Don’t need any food!
This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn’t a thing out there that we need and don’t have. Now the rest of the United States under President Kerry: Since you won’t have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Kerry will be able to drive around in his 9 mile per gallon SUV. (Oh, the one his ‘family’ owns—not him…) The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes or horses. You won’t have any TV, as the Space Center in Houston will cut off your communications. You won’t have any natural gas to heat your home, but since Mr. Kerry has predicted global warming, you won’t need it!

These statements aren't making a very good example of "intelligent" Texans.

1. Has anyone ever heard of Kennedy Space Center? Yeah it's that little place where the Shuttle is hangered and launched from. It's in Cape Canaveral, Florida for those who fall a little short on the IQ scale. Houston's job is to listen when the astronaut says he has a problem.

2. Defense? Exactly which 65% of the industry is it. Does Texas make the boots and socks for the soldiers? Ever heard of Northrup Grumman? Harris Corp? Northrup Grumman is a leading source for warbirds and the like for the US Military. Harris Corp. produces radar and signal related equipment (currently employs 10,000). Texas doesn't have Raytheon monopolized. They have a huge facility 45 minutes North of my cow herd. That's just to name a few.

3. Health Centers? Can you produce written facts?

4. Ready supply of workers? Sure seems like a hell of a lot of them are ending up over here.

5. Paper, plastics, insurance? This is possibly the most absurd statement in this post. How do you control these things? Is the raw materials supply for these items in Texas?

6. Foreign invasion? Will you call Walker Texas Ranger to defend you? Best defense would be to ward off the invasion from the get go. I guess your Border Patrol will be handling that. Oops, they're busy trying to keep Mexicans from swimming across the river. We'll send the Coast Gaurd and a huge bulk of the Navy from Florida to help out buddy.

7. OK. You're totally self sufficient in the food department, but so are many other states in the US. Especially those with a tropical climate whose growing season is 12 months per year. But then our massive excess in veggies is supporting the rest of the nation when they are under a sheet of ice. Do you really think you've got the market cornered on seafood and how to cook it? Hint: Florida is surrounded by 2 oceans, and a short boat ride from a 3rd.


Nothing wrong with being optimistic, let's just not distort the facts. At least you guys produced a decent President for the rest of us.
 

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Nothing wrong with being optimistic, let's just not distort the facts. At least you guys produced a decent President for the rest of us.[/quote]


Yes we did, 2 of them actually! Even named a library after one of them in Austin. But why are we bringing up LBJ? Sorry about what happened after George Sr., left office, but we had to get his kid out of TX as fast as we could, and the only way he was leaving was to move up in position. So we gladly voted for him just so he'd leave! Now he's everyone's problem, not just ours.
 

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Eric said
but we had to get his kid out of TX as fast as we could, and the only way he was leaving was to move up in position. So we gladly voted for him just so he'd leave! Now he's everyone's problem, not just ours.
Don't get plural on us eric , that might be your view, It sure isn't mine!
I voted for our current President because in my Opinion he was , and is a better man then Al Gore.
Speaking of Gore ,Since he couldn't carry his own state of Tennesee, does that mean ( According to your thinking) that all of the people in Tennesee loved him so much that they didn't vote for him??
I know your going to say that he was the VP so he wasn't really representing his state as Governor.
I've made this long enough!!
 

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You forgot to mention We WILL pack the damn yankees up and ship them Easty or West, and HELL NO Mexico will NEVER get this State, They can't manage their own, what the heck do you think they would do if they had it, turn it into the poop pile that there country is!

We Kick butt and take names,

AGGIES FOR BUSH & A FREE AMERICA
 

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