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Anonymous
We have received credible intelligence that there have been seven
terrorists working in your office. Fortunately, six of the seven have been
apprehended.
Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin
Behind-Kissin have all been taken into custody.
At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin
Workin, has been found at your office. We are confident that anyone who
looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.
You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time.
terrorists working in your office. Fortunately, six of the seven have been
apprehended.
Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin
Behind-Kissin have all been taken into custody.
At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin
Workin, has been found at your office. We are confident that anyone who
looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.
You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time.
