Crowderfarms
Well-known member
Another soon to be Christmas Classic, from the Beautiful Hills of Tennessee.
Twas a few days fore' Christmas, and all over the Farm, Paint's been killin' dozens of Coors Lites, not doin' no one no harm.
Got lots of company a comin' they'll be here right quick. Have another longneck Paint, hope you git sick...
When much to my surprise a headin' up the road, why it's a convoy of Limo's rollin' real slow, Got a Couple of Deer on the hood, a Buck and a Doe.! Guess what's fer supper, Ho Ho Ho!
The Driver's of the Limo's slid out from behind the wheels, By golly its them wimmens from "Deal or No Deal!" Out open them doors, it's my Cronies and Cohorts some aint never been here fore's.
From all over the States, from near and far, some traveled fer days in the Krispy Kreme car. All are here to ring in the season,Did't no one need to bring a gift, just seein' them smilin' faces, gave me a lift.
Ol' Paints a stumblin full of Chistmas Cheer tellin' my Mom to please git him a Beer.She yells that's nuff Paint Fed Ex is here wit your Mail order bride done delivered right here.
Ma Crowder's in the house cookin' big tanks of Chili, a listenin' to a Christmas CD by Haggard, Aint she silly.When she finds out Cowgirl580 is here, she may pack her bags and be outta here!.
Sis is in the recliner a pickin' her teeth, her Boyfriends sittin' shotgun, workin' on his feet.Loaned him some money so he can gets some tooths, cant hardly stand him. He's really so un-cooths.
To be continued, I done ran outta time gotta get to work, and try to make a dime....
Twas a few days fore' Christmas, and all over the Farm, Paint's been killin' dozens of Coors Lites, not doin' no one no harm.
Got lots of company a comin' they'll be here right quick. Have another longneck Paint, hope you git sick...
When much to my surprise a headin' up the road, why it's a convoy of Limo's rollin' real slow, Got a Couple of Deer on the hood, a Buck and a Doe.! Guess what's fer supper, Ho Ho Ho!
The Driver's of the Limo's slid out from behind the wheels, By golly its them wimmens from "Deal or No Deal!" Out open them doors, it's my Cronies and Cohorts some aint never been here fore's.
From all over the States, from near and far, some traveled fer days in the Krispy Kreme car. All are here to ring in the season,Did't no one need to bring a gift, just seein' them smilin' faces, gave me a lift.
Ol' Paints a stumblin full of Chistmas Cheer tellin' my Mom to please git him a Beer.She yells that's nuff Paint Fed Ex is here wit your Mail order bride done delivered right here.
Ma Crowder's in the house cookin' big tanks of Chili, a listenin' to a Christmas CD by Haggard, Aint she silly.When she finds out Cowgirl580 is here, she may pack her bags and be outta here!.
Sis is in the recliner a pickin' her teeth, her Boyfriends sittin' shotgun, workin' on his feet.Loaned him some money so he can gets some tooths, cant hardly stand him. He's really so un-cooths.
To be continued, I done ran outta time gotta get to work, and try to make a dime....
