TENJOOBERRYMUDS

[grannysoo]

TENJOOBERRYMUDS

(This should go along well with dun's post about the marriage dot.)

This is a hoot .. Sad, because it is TRUE ..... But a hoot!!!! By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS'...

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term

'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'.

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes....

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and the room-service operator somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service : 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'

Guest : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'

Room Service: ' Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???'

Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'

Room Service: 'Ow July den?'

Guest: '....What??'

Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?.. Pryed, boyud, poochd?'

Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.'

Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'

Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.'

Room Service: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'

Guest: 'What?'

Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?'

Guest: 'I... Don't think so.'

RoomService: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???'

Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'

RoomService: 'Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'

Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'

RoomService: 'We bodder?'

Guest: 'No, just put the bodder on the side.'

RoomService: 'Wad?!?'

Guest: 'I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side.'

RoomService: 'Copy?'

Guest: 'Excuse me?'

RoomService: 'Copy...tea..meel?'

Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything.'

RoomService: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... Rye??'

Guest: 'Whatever you say.'

RoomService: 'Tenjooberrymuds.'

Guest: 'You're welcome'

Remember I said 'By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' '.....and you do, don't you!

 

[brandonm_13]

Okay, was that as cajun accent? :lol2:

 

[Angus Cowman]

sounded like a cajun we usually call them another word but I might offend someone so I won't use that term

 

[marksmu]

CAJUN?

Move to Texas - thats broken spanglish - I deal with it every single day. Funny part is, they really dont understand you if you talk like them. They only understand good english, and only speak poor english.

 

[TexasBred]

Looks and sounds more oriental to me. Maybe "Hop Sing" from Bonanaza.

 

[Lammie]

Indian. Dot on head Indian, not American Indian...

 

[I luv herfrds]

Sounds a lot like the first tech guy I talked to from Dell.

 

[curtis]

That's it, Tenjooberrymuds, that's who i was talking to when i had a problem with Earthlink.

 

[Jogeephus]

I've gotten to know an guy from India pretty good. Our conversations are strained somewhat but he can speak pretty good english he just hasn't mastered southern english yet. Anyhow, its a hoot to talk with him. He has a terrific work ethic but he just cannot understand a system a system that rewards those who don't. Seems we have a lot in common.