Travis B.
Active member
Due to the popularity of the reality TV show "Survivor", Texas has decided to put on it's own Survivor contest.
Each contestant will be driving a pink volvo, with bumper stickers, reading, "I am gay", "I love the Dixie Chics", "Boycott Beef", George Strait sucks", "I voted for John Kerry", "Hillary for 2008", and "I am here to confiscate your guns".
The contestants will begin in Dallas, make their way down to Waco, down to Houston, up to Austin, then to San Antonio, down to Brownsville, up to Laredo, El Paso, across to San Angelo, up to Lubbock, then Amarillo, back to down to Abilene, across to Fort Worth and back to Dallas.
The first person to make to back to Dallas, ALIVE, will win a prize.
Each contestant will be driving a pink volvo, with bumper stickers, reading, "I am gay", "I love the Dixie Chics", "Boycott Beef", George Strait sucks", "I voted for John Kerry", "Hillary for 2008", and "I am here to confiscate your guns".
The contestants will begin in Dallas, make their way down to Waco, down to Houston, up to Austin, then to San Antonio, down to Brownsville, up to Laredo, El Paso, across to San Angelo, up to Lubbock, then Amarillo, back to down to Abilene, across to Fort Worth and back to Dallas.
The first person to make to back to Dallas, ALIVE, will win a prize.