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Subject: Titanic or Clinton?
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<blockquote data-quote="Big Alan" data-source="post: 44615" data-attributes="member: 105"><p>PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy? </p><p>"The Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?</p><p></p><p>Titanic: $29.99</p><p>Clinton: $29.99</p><p></p><p>Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.</p><p>Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.</p><p></p><p>Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.</p><p>Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.</p><p></p><p>Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.</p><p>Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.</p><p></p><p>Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.</p><p>Clinton: Ditto for Bill.</p><p></p><p>Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.</p><p>Clinton: Ditto for Monica.</p><p></p><p>Titanic! : Jack teaches Rose to spit.</p><p>Clinton: Let's not go there.</p><p></p><p>Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.</p><p>Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.</p><p></p><p>Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.</p><p>Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.</p><p></p><p>Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.</p><p>Clinton: Monica... oooh, let's not go there, either.</p><p></p><p>Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.</p><p>Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Alan, post: 44615, member: 105"] PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy? "The Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton? Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read. Clinton: Over 3 hours to read. Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic! : Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica... oooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing [/QUOTE]
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