Stupid Criminals

[Tegerian]

Meth User Asks Police For Drugs

Courtesy of KMTR

Police say 34-year-old James Wilkinson, of Eugene, ended up getting himself arrested when he asked an officer if he could get him some meth.

The Eugene police vice narcotics unit had searched an apartment on Seventh Avenue. Sergeant Jerry Webber says they were questioning the tenant, 58-year-old Gary Puckett, and handcuffed him. That's when Wilkinson came in and asked to buy drugs.
As detectives stood around with their badges hanging from their necks, Webber says Wilkinson asked Puckett --quote-- "Can you hook me up?"

Puckett was seated on the couch -- handcuffed. Police say he told Wilkinson he couldn't help him. But Wilkinson persisted, and turned to the detective and asked him for the meth.

Jeff Drullinger pointed at his police badge and arrested Wilkinson.

Further proof that drugs make you stupid.

 

[Victoria]

:shock:

 

[chrisy]

some people never know when to shut up... :roll:

 

[CUZ]

I just wish ALL the criminals were that stupid.

 

[Tegerian]

Another Rocket scientist. :lol:

Courtesy of UPI
NEW YORK - An ex-con allegedly tried to rob two people in New York, police said, but didn't notice his intended victims were police officers -- in uniform.

Police said 33-year-old Jermaine Washington allegedly was so intent on robbing someone Saturday that he pulled a fake handgun on the two armed police officers as they walked through Riverside Park, The New York Daily News said Sunday.

"It was stupid criminal tricks," a police source said. "The guy didn't even look to see who was coming."

After Washington allegedly pulled his fake gun, the two officers drew their real weapons and Washington surrendered after a short but tense standoff.