Menu
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New media
New media comments
New profile posts
Latest activity
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles and first posts only
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Forums
Non-Cattle Specific Topics
Coffee Shop
//Sperm Count\\
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Help Support CattleToday:
Message
<blockquote data-quote="cherokeeruby" data-source="post: 33955" data-attributes="member: 199"><p>An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The </p><p>doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the! Jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:</p><p>></p><p>> "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but </p><p>nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. </p><p>She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, </p><p>and still nothing."</p><p>></p><p> "We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first </p><p>with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."</p><p>></p><p>> The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"</p><p>></p><p>> The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still </p><p>couldn't get the jar open."</p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cherokeeruby, post: 33955, member: 199"] An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the! Jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: > > "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing." > "We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." > > The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" > > The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open." > [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
Non-Cattle Specific Topics
Coffee Shop
//Sperm Count\\
Top