Spanish Words of the Day

[TexasBred]

Spanish Words of the Day:


1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4 * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!


5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash
*I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

 

[funky 4-Her]

haha i had to read them all out loud to myself to get them. lol

 

[Crowderfarms]

When i grow up I want to be Ricky Ricardo. :shock:

 

[backhoeboogie]

When i grow up I want to be Ricky Ricardo. :shock:

I have never been a divorce adequate. But if Crowder becomes Ricky, he needs to file immediately :shock: