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MDO0505

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most
beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading
straight towards
his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat
right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
"Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm
going to
the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in a Trailer park
in Montgomery,Alabama".He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman
he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was
going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his
composure, he calmly
asked, "What's your business role at this
convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I
have learned from my personal experiences to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what
kind of myths are
there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well-endowed of
all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait". "Another popular myth
is that Frenchmen are the best
lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who
are the best." "I have also discovered that the lover with
absolutely the best stamina is the Southern
Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really
be discussing all of this with you. I don't even
know your name." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my
friends call me Bubba".
 
What is the world coming to? Don't this just beat it all..........

Somebody from Mississippi trying to make fun of somebody from Alabama.....
 
Nowland Farms":311zbhwz said:
What is the world coming to? Don't this just beat it all..........

Somebody from Mississippi trying to make fun of somebody from Alabama.....


Don't get your feelings hurt, I actually live & work in Alabama
 
MDO0505":2ermm91s said:
Nowland Farms":2ermm91s said:
What is the world coming to? Don't this just beat it all..........

Somebody from Mississippi trying to make fun of somebody from Alabama.....


Don't get your feelings hurt, I actually live & work in Alabama[/quote] me to.. i lived in ms. as a kid for a little while, the other kids called me a alabama redneck...i always thought that was a dam thigh slapper :lol:
 

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