some bumper stickers which you might want to see

[chrisy]

Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your inflatable date.

I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship

Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Don't like my driving?

Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Hang up and drive!!

And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Welcome to America
...now speak English

 

[flaboy-]

I have the Keep Honking one on the back of my Helmet. One side says, I don't care how they do it up North, the other says, Friends don't let friends ride rice! :lol:

 

[RebelCritter]

Those are great!

 

[kyblockhead]

I was just behind someone a couple of days ago with the bumper sticker "Guns don't kill people drivers with cell phones do" but of course they were talking on their cell phone.

 

[TxCoUnTrYbOy]

You shouldnt have got me started. I love finding all of those funny bumper stickers.

Work Harder, Millions On Welfare Depend On You

Vote Democrat, It's Easier Than Thinking

My Child Was Inmate Of The Month At The County Jail

Love Thy Neighbor, But Don't Get Caught

Gun Control Means Using Both Hands

Don't Tailgate Me, Or I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield

If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read This In English, Thank A Soldier

I Respect Your Opinion, I Just Don't Want To Hear It

Annoy A Liberal...Work Hard And Be Happy

FOR SALE: FRENCH ARMY RIFLE
Clean; Never Fired. Dropped Once

Politicians And Diapers Need To Be Changed....Often For The Same Reason

Liberals want misery spread equally.

I Never Saw An American Flag Burned At A Gun Show

Criminals Prefer Unarmed Civilians

I'm a Survivor of the American Holocaust (Roe v. Wade 1,400,000 Killed Yearly)


There is a start. Ill try to find more sometime after I get some sleep.

 

[Victoria]

To add a few:

Give me ambiguity or give me something else!

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

I started out with nothing and still have most of it.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you are an idiot.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

If at first you don't succeed...don't try skydiving.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

National Atheist's Day: April 1st

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.

If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.

I intend to live forever. So far so good.

Vacation begins when Dad says, "I know a short cut."

 

[Susie David]

On the trailer...

"Well Fed Cattle
Tailgate at own risk"

 

[Horticattleman]

I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon

Martyrs or Marines, who do you think will get the virgins

(My own truck) - You will die..I will die a Marine

If you chose to burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first

Screw Jane Fonda

 

[IluvABbeef]

Here's one I saw a while ago:

Horn Broken: watch for finger

 

[cowgirl13]

Save the South. Teach a Yankee to drive

I don't care how they do it up north

I may not be very smart, but I can lift very heavy things

Of course I'm out of my mind - it's dark and lonely in there

Beautify Texas! Put a Yankee On a Bus

If this offends you…then you need a history lesson (rebel flag)

God forgives bulls dont

You're in America..Now Speek English