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WORANCH

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The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.


Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!

The temperature drops below 95º and you feel a little chilly.


You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.


You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes you planted are now cooked underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.
 

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Hopefully we've only got a few more weeks of this heat.

I don't know about anyone else but I'm ready for fall & deer season to get here. I'm just about out of venison!
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