A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who is best at his job. So they go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together.
The priest begins, "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion." :clap:
"I found a bear by the stream," says the minister, "and preached to him Gods Holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him." :tiphat:
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. "Looking back," he says, "maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision....." :shock: :help:
The priest begins, "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion." :clap:
"I found a bear by the stream," says the minister, "and preached to him Gods Holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him." :tiphat:
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. "Looking back," he says, "maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision....." :shock: :help:
