Sit Down Leroy

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"Sit Down, Leroy!!!"

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...

"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???"
"Yes'am they is all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.

She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll
>need all your children's names."

"This one's my oldest--he is Leroy."

"OK, and who's next?"

"Well, this one he is Leroy, also."
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.
Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right...," says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here..Are they
ALL named Leroy?"
Their Mumma replied, "Well, yes--it make it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yells, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop.
It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead
and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"

"Ah, that's so easy," said the momma. "Then I calls them by their Last Names!"
 

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Not really funny, but it's your right to post - another example of why you should have to identify yourself as a member to post. If you don't want to be one of us, stay away!
 
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I thought it was knee-slappin' funny, my last name is sheridan, you want to hear several hours of Irish jokes? If you have lost the ability to laugh at a situation it just becomes a tradedy.
 

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fit2btied":2rweh0n6 said:
Not really funny, but it's your right to post - another example of why you should have to identify yourself as a member to post. If you don't want to be one of us, stay away!

Maybe it is a good time for school to let out for summer vacarion. You sound like you need to go down to Mexico and drink a few Tequilas and Coronas. Maybe you should come down as hard on your Jr. Hi. Schoolers as you do on the decent posters on this board. Probaly scared the liberal parents will sue your pants off?
 

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la4angus":3374ytv0 said:
fit2btied":3374ytv0 said:
Not really funny, but it's your right to post - another example of why you should have to identify yourself as a member to post. If you don't want to be one of us, stay away!

Maybe it is a good time for school to let out for summer vacarion. You sound like you need to go down to Mexico and drink a few Tequilas and Coronas. Maybe you should come down as hard on your Jr. Hi. Schoolers as you do on the decent posters on this board. Probaly scared the liberal parents will sue your pants off?

If you don't like my comments maybe you should work for getting some conservative politicians in office. From the president that we have now on down to the bottom of the totem pole.
 

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eric":eneicrbf said:
Can't you just feel the love in this room!!

I guess you will be happy to give your rifle up to Johm F'ing Heinz Kerry if the Turd would get unlucky enough to win the Presidency of the good ole US of A
 

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Johm F'ing Heinz Kerry the Turd!!! LOL.....do you resent the guy because he is rich and educated? Two things you will never have the chance to be.

Put the bottle away and go to bed!
 

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eric":2a7xxzx5 said:
Johm F'ing Heinz Kerry the Turd!!! LOL.....do you resent the guy because he is rich and educated? Two things you will never have the chance to be.

Put the bottle away and go to bed!

Wake up you Liberal Drunk and Smell the COFFEE.
 
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