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J Baxter

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May 5, 2004
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E Central Arkansas
Bill Clinton, John Kerry and George W. Bush died and found themselves standing on the other side of the Jordan River, looking across at the Promised Land.

The Archangel Michael was standing on the other side and shouted over to the three surprised Americans, "Contrary to what you have been taught, each of you will have to wade across the Jordan River."

Michael saw their perplexed looks, & he reassured them by saying, "Don't worry. You will sink only proportionally according to your sins on earth. The more you have sinned the more you will sink into the water."

The three American sages of political lore looked at one another, trying to determine who shall be the first brave soul to cross the river.

Finally , George Bush volunteered to go first. Slowly he began to wade out into the river, and slowly the water began to get higher and higher, reaching almost to his waist. George began to sweat, thinking all of his sins were coming back to haunt him. He was beginning to wonder if he would ever see the other side. Finally, after what seemed an eternity, he began to emerge on the river's bank.

As he stood on the bank, he looked behind him to see which of the other brave souls was going next. He was totally shocked to see John Kerry almost in the middle of the river with water only up to his knees .

Bush turned to Michael and exclaimed, "I know John Kerry and he has sinned much, much more than that."

Before the Archangel Michael could reply, John Kerry shouted back, "I'm standing on Clinton's shoulders