Senior Moments

[Tommy Ruyle]

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' she said, 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!' :lol2:

 

[chrisy]

that would be about right.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[bigbull338]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[*Cowgirl*]

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[show steer up]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Running Arrow Bill]

There were several old guys at the bar. They all had been using an ED enhancer. The waitress asked them what they were having. One guy opened his coat and flashed the waitress, saying "Have you ever seen one of these?"

She replied:

Yes, but not one that OLD!