Secret to a Long Life

[TexasBred]

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT- GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 15-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

 

[Jogeephus]

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[chrisy]

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I had an Uncle who was an alcoholic, when we were talking one time about would we like to be cremated or buried, my Uncle said cremated, my reply was 'you can't we can't afford Red Adair's fee's to put out the fire'. Every one fell about even my Uncle saw the funny side. GRHS.

 

[vclavin]

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