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<blockquote data-quote="txag" data-source="post: 30503" data-attributes="member: 8"><p>An man is sitting beside his dying wife, to whom he's been married for 50 years. She pulls him in close and says, "Darling, I want you to pull out the little brown box from under the bed and bring it to me. There's something I want you to have." He gets the box and brings it to her. She removes the lid to reveal two delicately made lace doilies and nearly 20,000 dollars in cash. The man asks, "What is this?" She replies, "Whenever I was upset with you, I crocheted a doiley." He thought to himself with a tear in his eye, "How sweet, that in our 50 years of marriage, she was only upset with me twice." Then he asked, "What is the $20,000?" She takes his hand and replies, "That's what I made selling the other doilies."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="txag, post: 30503, member: 8"] An man is sitting beside his dying wife, to whom he's been married for 50 years. She pulls him in close and says, "Darling, I want you to pull out the little brown box from under the bed and bring it to me. There's something I want you to have." He gets the box and brings it to her. She removes the lid to reveal two delicately made lace doilies and nearly 20,000 dollars in cash. The man asks, "What is this?" She replies, "Whenever I was upset with you, I crocheted a doiley." He thought to himself with a tear in his eye, "How sweet, that in our 50 years of marriage, she was only upset with me twice." Then he asked, "What is the $20,000?" She takes his hand and replies, "That's what I made selling the other doilies." [/QUOTE]
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