sayins that make no sense

[3waycross]

Gonna beat ya like a red headed step son... :???: What the heck does that mean???

Come on Hillsdown that's easy.

How about tighter than a Ticks butt. Explain that one for me.

 

[HerefordSire]

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a Merry Christmas.

 

[HUS]

"I'm busier than a one-legged man trying to stomp out a brush fire......"

 

[hillsdown]

Gonna beat ya like a red headed step son... :???: What the heck does that mean???

Come on Hillsdown that's easy. I still don't get it, so you must have known a red headed step son.. ;-)

How about tighter than a Ticks butt. Explain that one for me.

I am guessing that is pretty tight but who ever came up with that saying just exactly how do they know.. :help: :lol2:

 

[greatgerts]

Gonna beat ya like a red headed step son... :???: What the heck does that mean???

LOL. I had a friend in college that was actually a red-headed step child. We ended up changing it to We're gonna beat you like a George.

 

[CKC1586]

My Dad had a million of em!
When anyone would ask him how ya doin, he would reply "two in a hill" ..... I think it had to do with planting, either corn or potatoes????

Drier that a popcorn fart is another one.

 

[peg4x4]

as indepedant as a hog on ice.. :???: :?

 

[backhoeboogie]

"If a man treats his wife like a thoroughbred, she'll never grow into an old nag."

When she broke her leg, let it be known that shooting her never crossed my mind!

 

[rusty]

"I'm busier than a one-legged man trying to stomp out a brush fire......"

I always heard it as ''I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest"
Also"nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"

 

[Bullbuyer]

Somebody explain this one to me:
"If I live 'til I die."
That just makes no sense to me at all...

 

[alacattleman]

things have gone to he!1 in a handbasket..........course this en makes more sence now than it use to