So this elderly American couple who live near the Canuck border decide to go for a drive. After driving for a few hours they realize they have lost their bearings in an unfamiliar town.
The wife say's, "pull over dear, and we will ask this gent where we are".
The wife asks the pedestrian," excuse me but what town is this sir"?
The man replies "Saskatoon Saskatchewan".
The wife rolls the window up while saying to her husband," you really have gotten us lost, they don't even speak english here"!
On another note, have you checked the border protocols Kansas, questions like have you visited any farms or such are asked in some situations, according to my sister who just came up for a visit from Florida.( Proud to say the canuck lass married a Marine ).
Also , don't have a roast beef sandwhich in your lunchbox at the border going home ! :lol: