>Levity
>The only cow in a small Alberta town stopped giving milk. The people
>did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the
>border in Saskatchewan for $200. They bought the cow from Saskatchewan
>and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time,
>and the people were pleased and very happy.
>
>They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more
>cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply
>again. They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved
>cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would
>move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move
>away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people
>were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to
>do.
>
>They told the Vet what was happening.
>
>"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he
>approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her
>from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side, she walks
>away to the other side."
>
>The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by
>chance, buy this cow in Saskatchewan?"
>
>The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where
>they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did
>you know we acquired the cow in Saskatchewan ?"
>
>The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from
>Saskatchewan."
dun
>The only cow in a small Alberta town stopped giving milk. The people
>did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the
>border in Saskatchewan for $200. They bought the cow from Saskatchewan
>and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time,
>and the people were pleased and very happy.
>
>They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more
>cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply
>again. They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved
>cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would
>move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move
>away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people
>were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to
>do.
>
>They told the Vet what was happening.
>
>"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he
>approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her
>from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side, she walks
>away to the other side."
>
>The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by
>chance, buy this cow in Saskatchewan?"
>
>The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where
>they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did
>you know we acquired the cow in Saskatchewan ?"
>
>The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from
>Saskatchewan."
dun
