Riddle

[Will]

Who knows the answer to this:

"What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?" :kid:

 

[Matt]

Easy... a river, thats an old one.

 

[Will]

Dang! I'll try again:

What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years? :kid:

 

[Matt]

Tough one... here's a guess, the date looks the same upside down as it does right side up.

 

[Cattle Rack Rancher]

Yeah thats what i thought, too, but 2112 would be the same, wouldn't it?

 

[hillbilly]

No dufas,
2112 upside down is %#!!...

 

[Cattle Rack Rancher]

No dufas,
2112 upside down is %#!!...

Looks the same on my calculator. What are you using. A nine doesn't look like an upside down six when its drawn by hand, either.

 

[Matt]

Hillbilly's right 2112 doesn't work, it forms 5115 (and that's only if your handwriting looks like mine ) but 6119 does work.

 

[Anonymous]

The numbers 1961 will be included in the year

 

[Will]

Matt you are too good. 6009 is the next time it will happen.

How about a simple one?

Name 10 human body parts that are 3 letters long (no slang allowed). :kid:

 

[Anonymous]

Name 10 human body parts that are 3 letters long (no slang allowed). :kid:

Eye
Ear
Lip
Jaw
Gum
Rib
Gut
Arm
Hip
Leg
Toe

 

[eric]

I have only 2 coins in my pocket and they add up to 30 cents, but one of them is NOT a nickle! What 2 coins do I have?

 

[Anonymous]

I have only 2 coins in my pocket and they add up to 30 cents, but one of them is NOT a nickle! What 2 coins do I have?

The one that is not a nickle is a quarter. The 2 are a nickle and quarter ;-)

 

[eric]

DINDDINGDINGDING!! Step right up and get your prize! What do you want the stuffed animal or the framed picture of the 1972 Mustang?

 

[Anonymous]

DINDDINGDINGDING!! Step right up and get your prize! What do you want the stuffed animal or the framed picture of the 1972 Mustang?

Mare or stallion? with a herd or alone? what color?

 

[Matt]

A Ford Mustang, dufas.




You know what I meant.

 

[Cattle Rack Rancher]

I think she gets that. But a few smileys might have got the point across better.

 

[bwranch]

A Ford Mustang, stupid.

I've been trying to avoid the childish behavior that goes on here at times because I really appreciate a lot of the information on this board, but this was just a plain rude reply. There's no doubt that GoatLady understood your post and was replying in jest. For you, Matt, I would offer the following advice. Learn some manners and heed the following...

It's better to keep your mouth shut and have everyone think you are a fool than to open your mouth and prove it.

Lee

 

[certherfbeef]

It's better to keep your mouth shut and have everyone think you are a fool than to open your mouth and prove it.

Lee

Words to live by. ;-)

 

[eric]

I think she gets that. But a few smileys might have got the point across better.

I don't believe even smileys could have helped that one!