rhymes

[RebelCritter]

> ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
> ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
> WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
> AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
>
>
> 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> Marrying you has screwed up my life.
>
> 2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
> That's why I always wake up screaming.
>
> 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
> This describes everything you are not.
>
> 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
> But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
>
> 5. I thought that I could love no other
> -- that is until I met your brother.
>
> 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
> empty and so is your head.
>
> 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
> But don't take that paper bag off your face.
>
> 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
> 9. My love, you take my breath away.
> What have you stepped in to smell this way?
>
> 10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
> Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
>
> 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> Two parts vodka, one part lime.

 

[jw]

That's cute.

 

[ga. prime]

Those are pretty good. Here's one I just made up:

Seeing you in that teeny swim suit got me wishin
I was in my riverboat somewhere fishin

 

[ga. prime]

That's great, you're in an amorous mood
I'm going out and work on my Evinrude

 

[ga. prime]

Darling, let me tell you how you make me feel
I'm gonna go put new line on my rod and reel.

 

[ga. prime]

Baby, would you look at that beautiful moon
Great night to hunt a coon.

 

[curtis]

With your hair so bright an your eyes so blue
Your sisters butt is prettier than you.

 

[ga. prime]

You're as sweet as tupelo honey
Is that your feet, something smells funny

 

[bandit80]

My wife, my lover, my companion, my friend,
I hope this relationship comes to an end.