Someone asked me, "Now that you're retired, do you still have a part-time job?"
I replied, "Yes, I am my wife's sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, they said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"
"Very simple. My wife told me that when she wants my f******g advice, she'll ask me for it."
I replied, "Yes, I am my wife's sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, they said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"
"Very simple. My wife told me that when she wants my f******g advice, she'll ask me for it."
