Request for Uncle Crowder

[Bullbuyer]

I would like to respectfully submit a request to Uncle Crowder. In years past, he has always entertained us with some seasonal musings and I usually pass these along to friends and family - at least the ones that wouldn't offend!

So gather 'round the stove and let's see what sort of story Uncle Crowder can amuse us with this year!

BB

 

[Crowderfarms]

I just ate 12 chocolate ex lax. Give me just a few minutes.

 

[L.A.]

I'm not sure this is going to be amusing. :?

 

[curtis]

Maybe Mr. Crowder will tell us about his adventures with Misty Moonlite when they made a visit to the Nudist Colony. :lol: :lol:

 

[Angus Cowman]

is it gonna be a picture story?

 

[Crowderfarms]

Dang that's some powerful chocolate. Hershey's look out! :shock:

OK Bullbiter, to continue on with the rich tradition of non fictional Christmas po-tree.

Twas a few days before Christmas and all through the barn,
Flaboy was knitin' him some undergarments with itchy ol' yarn.

Warpaint was by the fire, a pickin' his nose,
What's that he's wearin? Why it's some ol' gals panty hose.

Curtis and Misty are deckin' the hall,
heard tale them two had relations & got banned from the mall.

All of the sudden I hear this big azz clatter
I jump to my feet and wonder what can be the matter.

It's just Dun and CFPinz, in custody of the local sheriff again.
The goats got to go,it just aint right,
to share a goat at motel six all night.

Why here comes JoGee all happy and gay
got a 12 point Jamal Jones on opening day!

Now wherever you are, hope the stars are bright,
may you never encounter such characters on Christmas night.

 

[grannysoo]

Surely there will be kind of literary award for this fine poetry... :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[Wewild]

Surely there will be kind of literary award for this fine poetry... :clap: :clap: :clap:

I don't see it that way for the most part. What value does it add to anything?

 

[warpaint]

Surely there will be kind of literary award for this fine poetry... :clap: :clap: :clap:

I don't see it that way for the most part. What value does it add to anything?

It also could be asked, "What value do any of us add to anything?"

 

[Wewild]

It also could be asked, "What value do any of us add to anything?"

Good point.

 

[larryshoat]

It also could be asked, "What value do any of us add to anything?"

Good point.

I f you fellers don't stop that kind talk we're gonna all need prozac . Every once in a while Crowder steps over the line, but for the most part his stuff is funny and clever .

Larry

 

[Wewild]

but for the most part his stuff is funny and clever .

Larry

There is no doubt he is very talented.

 

[Angus Guy]

Excellant po-tree. It leaves the vast majority of us out. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[curtis]

Mr. Crowder , i think she carries a stash of Love Potion # 9 .

 

[Crowderfarms]

Mr. Curtis, Dont bother with that Palmolive. It aint gonna touch it.Go-Jo with pumice might get it.

 

[chrisy]

Excellant po-tree. It leaves the vast majority of us out. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

That'll be a good thing, AG. There must be some kind'f Nobble piece prize for that po-tree.

 

[Jogeephus]

Why here comes JoGee all happy and gay
got a 12 point Jamal Jones on opening day!

I would have given you an A if this verse didn't rhyme.

 

[chrisy]

Why here comes JoGee all happy and gay
got a 12 point Jamal Jones on opening day!

I would have given you an A if this verse didn't rhyme.

woz 'e git 'stead ov A...
:dunce:

 

[cfpinz]

How'd I get drug into this and Bullbiter got left out?

If there's any justice to this deal, verse 2 will be centered around his and flatoy's epic love affair.

 

[MistyMorning]

How'd I get drug into this and Bullbiter got left out?

I'm thinking we were supposed to be honored to be included in his musings? :???:

If there's any justice to this deal, verse 2 will be centered around his and flatoy's epic love affair.

If there is any justice to this deal, there will be no verse 2. :nod: