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*Cowgirl*

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You might be a Redneck if:

Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge

You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups

You've lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle

Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.

Your pickup truck has a bigger turning radius than your house.

You have more than 3 cars that are immobile and a house that isn't!

the sixth grade is referred to as "your senior year."

The theme song at your high school prom was "Friends in Low Places".

Your uncle Bubba said to kill that fish he just caught, and you held it under water to drown it.

Anyone in your family died right after saying "Hey y'all, watch this!"
 

Alice

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Your uncle Bubba said to kill that fish he just caught, and you held it under water to drown it.

Can't help it...that one cracked me up...

Alice
 
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