Real Rednecks

[Nowland Farms]

A Tennessee couple, Warpaint & Ms Warpaint, both real-life rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".

The Doctor asked them why, after nine children would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that
one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

 

[cowgirl580+]

:shock:

 

[aplusmnt]

A Tennessee couple, Warpaint & Ms Warpaint, both real-life rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".

The Doctor asked them why, after nine children would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that
one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

You might be careful picking on the Warpaints! 99% of their family has been either a Marine or some other form of Military. They probably know 100 different ways to mame or kill you.

We might ought to stick to picking on Crowder we are probably safe from him the Cub Scouts were a non violent group ;-). Unless he sicks one of his girls on us. Then I would give Warpaint a shot first any day.

 

[chrisy]

A Tennessee couple, Warpaint & Ms Warpaint, both real-life rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".

The Doctor asked them why, after nine children would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that
one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

You might be careful picking on the Warpaints! 99% of their family has been either a Marine or some other form of Military. They probably know 100 different ways to mame or kill you.

We might ought to stick to picking on Crowder we are probably safe from him the Cub Scouts were a non violent group ;-). Unless he sicks one of his girls on us. Then I would give Warpaint a shot first any day.

not to sure about that the cub scouts being a non violent lot, the packs we had on camp were not that heavenly :shock: :lol: