IluvABbeef
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Two city slickers rented a stable from a farmer for thier prize racehorse.
Sometime later, the farmer came by and found the two men sawing a hole in the hayloft floor. "What are you doing?" asked the upset farmer.
"Our horse was hitting his head," explained one of the young men.
"Well, stop sawing a hole in my loft and remove the two feet of manure that's in your horse's stall."
As the farmer stomped out of the barn, her overheard one of the city slickers say to the other, "Did you hear that crazy farmer? It's the horse's head that's too high, not his feet."
Sometime later, the farmer came by and found the two men sawing a hole in the hayloft floor. "What are you doing?" asked the upset farmer.
"Our horse was hitting his head," explained one of the young men.
"Well, stop sawing a hole in my loft and remove the two feet of manure that's in your horse's stall."
As the farmer stomped out of the barn, her overheard one of the city slickers say to the other, "Did you hear that crazy farmer? It's the horse's head that's too high, not his feet."
