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Two cows standing next to each other in a field,
Daisy says to Dolly
"I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.


Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this
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Some students let bottle calves go in the High School for senior prank day. The suspects were brought to the Principal's Office.

Principal asked where the calves were now? The boys were silent for a minute, until one boy starts giggling and says "They're in the calf-eteria". Another boys burst out laughing and exclaims, "Better hurry, they have cow-culas right after lunch"
 
Some students let bottle calves go in the High School for senior prank day. The suspects were brought to the Principal's Office.

Principal asked where the calves were now? The boys were silent for a minute, until one boy starts giggling and says "They're in the calf-eteria". Another boys burst out laughing and exclaims, "Better hurry, they have cow-culas right after lunch"
Some seniors let four butcher size hogs loose in the high school as a prank. They took cattle chalk and numbered them 1,2,3,5. The school spent two days looking for number 4 😂
 

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