alacattleman
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advertizing humanely grown chicken..... i cant possibly eat a animal that been treated so kind and gentle during its life... i think im going to boycott them for offering me murderd birds to eats
alacattleman":29jzypah said:advertizing humanely grown chicken..... i cant possibly eat a animal that been treated so kind and gentle during its life... i think im going to boycott them for offering me murderd birds to eats
alacattleman":1icsyezw said:thats the point, the dam bird aint gonna get any deader,, does the populous sleep better knowing this bird was treated kindly during its numbered days... just glad they weren't around too see my vicious grandmaw run out in the yard and ring ones neck for supper........... dam her :cowboy:
she was,, as a younger woman, half cherokee , she knew how too live off the land great woman.. who handled a lot of hardship growing up ..HerefordSire":22do9orj said:alacattleman":22do9orj said:thats the point, the dam bird aint gonna get any deader,, does the populous sleep better knowing this bird was treated kindly during its numbered days... just glad they weren't around too see my vicious grandmaw run out in the yard and ring ones neck for supper........... dam her :cowboy:
There is allot of value in a woman, from my point of view, that can raise and kill a chicken to cook and eat. She has to be attractive though. Nowadays, these types of woman are few and far between. They don't understand what hungry is. You can tell them until you are blue in the face, but they don't listen. Things go in cycles. In the future, there will be women killing chickens again.
alacattleman":3i842h1b said:she was,, as a younger woman, half cherokee , she knew how too live off the land great woman.. who handled a lot of hardship growing up ..HerefordSire":3i842h1b said:alacattleman":3i842h1b said:thats the point, the dam bird aint gonna get any deader,, does the populous sleep better knowing this bird was treated kindly during its numbered days... just glad they weren't around too see my vicious grandmaw run out in the yard and ring ones neck for supper........... dam her :cowboy:
There is allot of value in a woman, from my point of view, that can raise and kill a chicken to cook and eat. She has to be attractive though. Nowadays, these types of woman are few and far between. They don't understand what hungry is. You can tell them until you are blue in the face, but they don't listen. Things go in cycles. In the future, there will be women killing chickens again.
alacattleman":zip2ffpg said:They don't understand what hungry is. You can tell them until you are blue in the face, but they don't listen. Things go in cycles. In the future, there will be women killing chickens again
RD-Sam":1w1lwztg said:Here lies Chuck, he lost his cluck. :lol2:
alacattleman":2rum7exo said:thats the point, the dam bird aint gonna get any deader,, does the populous sleep better knowing this bird was treated kindly during its numbered days... just glad they weren't around too see my vicious grandmaw run out in the yard and ring ones neck for supper........... dam her :cowboy:
never killed one, but gutted many can't say I remember them smelling, only if you turned out the gizzard, my Mum also kept the unlayed eggs found inside for the making of custard. Ah! those good old days. not sure I could do it now though.Lammie":2kqhpy48 said:Well, I can kill one, but I don't like to. Guts smell bad. How can something smell so bad and taste so good?
what about natural causes. that should be PC.. say you rent a warehouse in down town atlanta right off I20 put a little walk way leadin' the the 8 lanes,, nooooooo way in he1# its making it too the other side... only problem i aint worked out is getting em back.. im thinking of hiring mexicans to run fetch em might be able to knock a dent in the illigal problem too :cowboy:john250":13ediptz said:When your belly is full, you have many problems. (i.e. how was this chicken killed, how did it live before it was killed, was it raised by a greedy evil corporation or a loveable farmer, etc)
When you are hungry, you have only one problem.
the old chicken gag came to mind first....one flaw in that one ala....do you want all flat chickens, not so bad a few flat aliens.alacattleman":1i8jbzqt said:what about natural causes. that should be PC.. say you rent a warehouse in down town atlanta right off I20 put a little walk way leadin' the the 8 lanes,, nooooooo way in he1# its making it too the other side... only problem i aint worked out is getting em back.. im thinking of hiring mexicans to run fetch em might be able to knock a dent in the illigal problem too :cowboy:john250":1i8jbzqt said:When your belly is full, you have many problems. (i.e. how was this chicken killed, how did it live before it was killed, was it raised by a greedy evil corporation or a loveable farmer, etc)
When you are hungry, you have only one problem.
well i could just work the chicken patty department. and supply macdonalds and other fast food chainschrisy":ov84u9xs said:the old chicken gag came to mind first....one flaw in that one ala....do you want all flat chickens, not so bad a few flat aliens.alacattleman":ov84u9xs said:what about natural causes. that should be PC.. say you rent a warehouse in down town atlanta right off I20 put a little walk way leadin' the the 8 lanes,, nooooooo way in he1# its making it too the other side... only problem i aint worked out is getting em back.. im thinking of hiring mexicans to run fetch em might be able to knock a dent in the illigal problem too :cowboy:john250":ov84u9xs said:When your belly is full, you have many problems. (i.e. how was this chicken killed, how did it live before it was killed, was it raised by a greedy evil corporation or a loveable farmer, etc)
When you are hungry, you have only one problem.
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