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RebelCritter

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As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, by the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

**Remember:** Water = Poop
Alcohol = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink alcohol and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of S***.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
 

Ozraptor

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Your alturism amazes me!

... and don't forget what fish do in water as well!

PS. One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor! Works for me :D
 

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