TLCfromARK
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GOD BLESS LITTLE OLD LADIES!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City
building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator,
smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says
arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and
also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying,
"Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce."
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination
and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks
both beau! tiful women in the eye, farts, then
says,..........................
"Broccoli...... 49 cents a pound."
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City
building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator,
smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says
arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and
also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying,
"Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce."
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination
and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks
both beau! tiful women in the eye, farts, then
says,..........................
"Broccoli...... 49 cents a pound."
