certherfbeef
Well-known member
Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington DC. 20591
Dear Sirs,
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its
feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look
at naked women we should replace all of our female flight
attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on
the planes for fear of seeing anaked woman, and of course,
every businessman in this country would start flying again in
hope of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would end and the
airline industry would have record sales.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to
do everything myself?
Sincerely, Bill Clinton
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington DC. 20591
Dear Sirs,
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its
feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look
at naked women we should replace all of our female flight
attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on
the planes for fear of seeing anaked woman, and of course,
every businessman in this country would start flying again in
hope of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings would end and the
airline industry would have record sales.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to
do everything myself?
Sincerely, Bill Clinton
