Preacher and Cabbie

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Preacher and Cabbie

After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he. I don't understand, he complained to Saint Peter. I devoted my entire life to my congregation.

Our policy here in Heaven is to reward results, Saint Peter explained. Now, was your congregation well attuned to you whenever you gave a sermon?

Well, the minister had to admit, some in the congregation fell asleep from time to time.

Exactly, said Saint Peter. And when people rode in this man's taxi, they not only stayed awake, they prayed nonstop.
 
i've heard a few sermon's like his and been in some cars like the cabbies. not pleasant. kinda like the grandpa one where no one wants to die like grandpa's passengers.
 

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