A young boy went up to his father and asked him," Dad,what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your
brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied,
"Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and
send you kids to a great college!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?" The g irl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise
for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, and &nites; then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars,
but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer.
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your
brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied,
"Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and
send you kids to a great college!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?" The g irl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise
for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, and &nites; then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars,
but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer.
