Seasoned Texas Ranchers are one the the best reason's I love Texas.
While sewing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old west Texas rancher, the
doctor struck up a conversation. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and
his bid to be the next President.
The old rancher said, 'Well ya know somethin' son, Obama is what we used to
call... a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's called a 'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up
there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder
what kind of a dumb Butt put him up there in the first place !!''!
While sewing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old west Texas rancher, the
doctor struck up a conversation. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and
his bid to be the next President.
The old rancher said, 'Well ya know somethin' son, Obama is what we used to
call... a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's called a 'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up
there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder
what kind of a dumb Butt put him up there in the first place !!''!
