Tommy Ruyle
Well-known member
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor and the old man were talking about Hillary Clinton wanting to be in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Hillary is a 'post turtle'!!"
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle" The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know she didn't get there by herself, she doesn't belong there, she can't get anything done while she's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid thing get down."
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Hillary is a 'post turtle'!!"
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle" The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know she didn't get there by herself, she doesn't belong there, she can't get anything done while she's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid thing get down."
