Post a random thought

[Mark Reynolds]

Is it just me, or do fence posts magically disappear the moment you need to fix a section of fence

They are afraid, very afraid, and run away.

Welcome to the forum!

 

[Travlr]

Is it just me, or do fence posts magically disappear the moment you need to fix a section of fence

Around here there are hundreds of miles of fence that needed repair twenty years ago and has never been touched... and the posts are still good and could be harvested and reused. But people would rather buy new than do the work to pull an old post from the ground.

Please go to your profile and put a location in. It will give you an advantage that will be worth the effort if you stay on the forum.

 

[Jeanne - Simme Valley]

Welcome to the board. And I agree - put your location in - go to your name on the top right - click on it and type in the location. Thanks.

 

[jltrent]

 

[redcowsrule33]

Around here there are hundreds of miles of fence that needed repair twenty years ago and has never been touched... and the posts are still good and could be harvested and reused. But people would rather buy new than do the work to pull an old post from the ground.

Those old posts will survive Armageddon. Three times heavier and longer spine, hard to get the modern clips around them. They get pulled here for reuse, worth the effort.

 

[Ouachita]

Those old posts will survive Armageddon. Three times heavier and longer spine, hard to get the modern clips around them. They get pulled here for reuse, worth the effort.

It is the forever.net. We need to leave some bread crumbs.

 

[Ouachita]

I brought them some fresh loose mineral this evening and then fed the catfish.
I've never noticed it before, but whilst throwing catfish feed, I'm thinking that crayon jokes aside, over half of my momma cows look like a truck stop waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.

 

[MurraysMutts]

I brought them some fresh loose mineral this evening and then fed the catfish.
I've never noticed it before, but whilst throwing catfish feed, I'm thinking that crayon jokes aside, over half of my momma cows look like a truck stop waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.

Ain't she kool!!
That's the kind I dig...

 

[gman4691]

So what would you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 

[Ouachita]

In her prime. I can't make this up.

 

[greybeard]

There's an alley in Acuna
Right next to a night club
That's never been paved
And is hip deep in chugholes
It sort of trails into
What once was a river
But now is a DITCH!
That smells just like sewage
And there in the alley
We're drinking Vampiras
And smoking Delicados
With Jaime and Umberto
At three in the morning
They order more nachos
Another round of Vampiras
'Cause they own the night club
As well as the alley
And all of a sudden
We could not stop laughing
And the laughter bounced off of
The old precinct station
And roared down the street
Infecting the students
Who were all still on spring break
But now were all laughing
Except for the one
With the beautiful girlfriend
Who looked like the virgin of Ciudad Acuna
Who munched on a nacho
And watched as her boyfriend
Knelt down by Umberto

And ..could ..not ..stop ....vomiting

 

[Muletrack]

Okay, should be interesting. We have a random picture thread, so why not a random thought thread……

I'll start it off.
My fingernails and toenails are growing like crazy. Seems that I'm clipping boomerangs off of them every few days.

Is that something that is normal as we get old? I'm thinking this is a question for Murray, but thought I'd pitch it to the group first.

Don't know—not old yet!

 

[Ouachita]

A photo captures a moment in time.

 

[greybeard]

At my funeral, I want someone to grab the big bouquet of flowers off my coffin and heave it into the crowd to see who's next.

2 potatoes are standing on a corner. How do ya know which is a prostitute?

One has a label that states I da ho...

 

[Ouachita]

At my funeral, I want someone to grab the big bouquet of flowers off my coffin and heave it into the crowd to see who's next.

2 potatoes are standing on a corner. How do ya know which is a prostitute?

One has a label that states I da ho...

I want one of them caskets that plays a rattle snake noise when you look too close for more than a couple seconds.
Always did like making people jump!

 

[greybeard]

getting back to random thoughts...

That day, that you realize you were once a high speed, low drag, ripped diesel fueled muscle operated, sweat cooled fighting machine and now ya struggle to put your socks on...

 

[gman4691]

Swallow a bunch of unpopped popcorn kernels right before you die to make the cremation interesting

 

[gman4691]

Instead of cremation or burial, I'm opting for the taxidermist.

 

[greybeard]

Instead of cremation or burial, I'm opting for the taxidermist.

I saw an ad on line a couple years ago, for a place that would make a plastic manikin/womanikin in exact copy of your face and body. If I remember right, it was about $300. I thought it kinda creepy but would be cheaper than a taxidermist.

 

[CowboyRam]

I got stung the hand by a wasp today. Hooked up to the manure spreader to move it, I didn't see them in the jack. I got out the torch and warmed them little buggers right up. I know they probably have a purpose in nature, but dang I wish they would do it somewhere else.