A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a
> >year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on
> >very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him
> >if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick".
> > The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on
> >the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
> >LAWYER: Have you any grounds ?
> > POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3
bedrooms.
> >LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
> >Pole: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.
> >LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
> > POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never
> >really needed one."
> >LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?"
> >POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."
> >LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
> > POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set &DVD player with 6.1
sound.We
> >don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is
yes."
> >LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
> >POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.
> >LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
> > POLE: NO, she white.
> >LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
> >POLE: SHE going to kill me.
> >LAWYER: What makes you think that?
> > POLE: I got proof.
> >LAWYER: What kind of proof?
> > POLE: She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at the drug store
and
> >put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover".
> >
>
> >year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on
> >very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him
> >if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick".
> > The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on
> >the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
> >LAWYER: Have you any grounds ?
> > POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3
bedrooms.
> >LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
> >Pole: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.
> >LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
> > POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never
> >really needed one."
> >LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?"
> >POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."
> >LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
> > POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set &DVD player with 6.1
sound.We
> >don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is
yes."
> >LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
> >POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.
> >LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
> > POLE: NO, she white.
> >LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
> >POLE: SHE going to kill me.
> >LAWYER: What makes you think that?
> > POLE: I got proof.
> >LAWYER: What kind of proof?
> > POLE: She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at the drug store
and
> >put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover".
> >
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