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<blockquote data-quote="Anonymous" data-source="post: 30851"><p>A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lay </p><p>> her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to </p><p>> the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly </p><p>> and said, "I'm so sorry; Cuddles has passed away." </p><p>> </p><p>> The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? "Yes, I am sure. The duck is </p><p>> dead", he replied. </p><p>> </p><p>> "How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any </p><p>> testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." </p><p>> </p><p>> The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned </p><p>> a few moments later with a black Labrador retriever. </p><p>> </p><p>> As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind </p><p>> legs, put his front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the duck </p><p>> from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook </p><p>> his head. </p><p>> </p><p>> The vet patted the dog, and took it out, returning a few moments later </p><p>> with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed </p><p>> delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its </p><p>> head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the room. </p><p>> </p><p>> The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is </p><p>> most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." </p><p>> </p><p>> Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and </p><p>> produced a bill which he handed to the woman. </p><p>> </p><p>> The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150", she cried, </p><p>> "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!" </p><p>> </p><p>> The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill </p><p>> would have been $20. But, with the lab report and the cat scan...."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Anonymous, post: 30851"] A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lay > her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to > the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly > and said, "I'm so sorry; Cuddles has passed away." > > The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? "Yes, I am sure. The duck is > dead", he replied. > > "How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any > testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." > > The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned > a few moments later with a black Labrador retriever. > > As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind > legs, put his front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the duck > from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook > his head. > > The vet patted the dog, and took it out, returning a few moments later > with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed > delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its > head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the room. > > The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is > most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." > > Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and > produced a bill which he handed to the woman. > > The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150", she cried, > "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!" > > The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill > would have been $20. But, with the lab report and the cat scan...." [/QUOTE]
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