Crowderfarms
Well-known member
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates
and are comparing stories on how they died:
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible.
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit
shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a
peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him
in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching
TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran
up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went
through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept
this up until I had looked every where, and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
freezer -- we'd both still be alive.
and are comparing stories on how they died:
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible.
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit
shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a
peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him
in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching
TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran
up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went
through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept
this up until I had looked every where, and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
freezer -- we'd both still be alive.
