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[MurraysMutts]

Long like a freight train he is not! Lolz

 

[MurraysMutts]

Somebody wanna come fix my 8n so I can play on cattle today?
And replace the tires on my trailer.
And fix my lil baler...

 

[Son of Butch]

and another thing,
you're bad at sex when I'm drunk, like you have no interest - P. Griffin

 

[MurraysMutts]

 

[MurraysMutts]

Lol

 

[TCRanch]

That's one fine looking 3 legged cow, @MurraysMutts

 

[Son of Butch]

Men are born ignorant, not stupid.
They are made stupid by education.
-Bertrand Russell- a founder of analytic philosophy

 

[Son of Butch]

The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. - Abraham Lincoln

 

[Son of Butch]

George Washington - father of our country?
How about John Alden?
John Alden 1598-1687 over 2 million people alive today descend from John and Priscilla Alden, their 10 children and 70 grandchildren.

400 yrs ago
In 1620 at age 21 John Alden signed on as a Mayflower crew member. Listed as a cooper [barrel maker] he was described as tall, blond and strong. During the voyage he was swept overboard by a wave and was described as more dead than alive when pulled back on board. He chose to remain with the pilgrims as a colonist and in 1632 was elected Governor's assistant and advisor.

Notable descendants:
Presidents John Adams, John Quincey Adams, Calvin Coolidge,
Humphrey Bogart, Julia Child, Marilyn Monroe, Raquel Welch, Adlai Stevenson,
Dan Quayle, Orson Welles, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Frank N. Doubleday,
Dick Van Dyke, qb Matt Hasselbeck, rear admiral James Alden

 

[Redgully]

The narcissists logic
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, thats not that big a deal,
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, i didn't mean it.
And if i did,
YOU DESERVED IT!!

 

[Son of Butch]

West Virginia passed a law to make it easier to keep and eat road kill.
It is also the only state where chewing tobacco is considered a vegetable.

 

[MurraysMutts]

Shoes and ships and sealing wax.
Of cabbages and kings.
And why the sea is boiling hot.
And whether pigs have wings..

 

[Son of Butch]

50% of usa population is under 38 1/2 yrs old and anything before 1982
is ancient history.

A friend's pre-teen daughter overhead a friend of her mother talking about the '70s and was dumbfounded.... you mean you were alive in the 1900s?!?

 

[Silver]

But wait a bit,' the Oysters cried,
Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!'
No hurry!' said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.

 

[Son of Butch]

1.2% of 150 million registered voters (1.8 million people) believe space aliens
live among us.

 

[DLD]

1.2% of 150 million registered voters (1.8 million people) believe space aliens
live among us.

That would explain a lot...

 

[MurraysMutts]

Ain't yall gonna feel silly if they actually do??

 

[Son of Butch]

Ain't yall gonna feel silly- when you find out - they actually do?

Fixed It For You. lol

 

[MurraysMutts]

 

[Mrcopier]

Man O man y'all crack me up!!! 42 pages of nonsense and I loved every bit of it!