Tommy Ruyle
Well-known member
I got this from a friend. Feel free to copy and make yer own. I've used it many times. Just place on the window and leave.
PARKING VIOLATION
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This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides, I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the freeway at about 4:30pm). Also, may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
WITH MY COMPLIMENTS
PARKING VIOLATION
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State
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License Number
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Make of Automobile
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Time
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides, I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the freeway at about 4:30pm). Also, may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
WITH MY COMPLIMENTS