parking ticket

[txshowmom]

WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY
> > DO TO MAKE THEIR DAYS INTERESTING.
> >
> > I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN
> > THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES.
> >
> > WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A
> > PARKING TICKET.
> >
> > I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A
> > SENIOR A BREAK?"
> >
> > HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET.
> >
> > I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED
> > WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES.
> >
> > SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND
> > TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.
> >
> > THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.
> >
> > THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED
> > HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE.
> >
> > I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE
> > CORNER AND THIS ONE
> >
> > HAD AN "ELECT **** *****" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.
> >
> > I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M
> > RETIRED.
> >
> > IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE.